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baptizm-deactivated20200524:

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

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b0navid3:

Someone said 2012 walked so that 2020 could fly lmao

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fandom-apocalypse-42:

one-time-i-dreamt:

myrddraaleatsyellowsnow:

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sherlockisthenight:

yeeeem:

anotherhawk:

captainlordauditor:

one-time-i-dreamt:

luischocolatier:

jollygreengiantdick:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES

ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES

IS ANYTHING A BERRY

yes blueberries are berries! and so are tomatoes!

The beekeepers were fucking the bees why are y’all still talking about berries

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katetinyjohn:

full offense but humanity peaked when girlfriends jade and tori sang take a hint

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artpigeons:

tragicallybeautifultiger:

mspollutedstar:

Parents be like that’s my emotional support eldest daughter

parents be like that’s the third parent in the family, my eldest daughter

parents be like that’s my parent, my eldest daughter

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octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

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softandsapphic:

was she, yknow, obssessed with the goddess artemis at a young age?

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27-umbrellas:

Who is this???

Wrong answers only

Bruce Wayne

The only student in the fifth hogwarts house, Gun

John Mulaney about to kill princess Diana

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busket:

shigechisgrandpa:

busket:

btw the ending of odyssey made me lose me shit

I like the bit where Poseidon shipwrecks them for like 40 years

i dont remember that part but I liked playing as bowser and breaking rocks

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silentassassin21:

Positive 2019 Pride things!

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the-ol-homosexual:

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

Yup.

• One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten by patients’
• We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things
• We’re used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals
• Meat safety is part of our training
• Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice
  
• We probably weren’t in the human hospital at the initial outbreak
  

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